sad mommy

Mommy has been very sad the past week. It's okay, 'cos I get lots of love when she's sad. I just don't get how she can be so sad when she has me. I mean, I rock. I'm trying to heal her with lots of nuzzles and affectionate paw swipes. It makes her smile. I like when she smiles and tells me what a sexy kanga girl I am.
I'm stuck eating DRY food the rest of the month. CHEAP, CRAPPY dry food. Yuck. I must talk to the staff about this. I know mom feels bad she can't afford to give me canned yummies and Meowmix. It's hard being a single parent, I know. She does her best and I love her. She's my best friend.
Last week, I went to jump on Mommy's lap and I fell back on my butt. It was not funny. Mommy laughed like a hyena. Said something about my chunky monkey butt. She's deranged, i'm sure, but she's all I've got. I wonder what would happen to me if I didn't have her. I've stayed other places before and did NOT like it at all. Her "family" I think she calls them. I couldnt stay home because this scary person called "the landlord" was going to be coming by and apparently, he's anti-feline. Mom came and got me as soon as he was gone, though, mom always comes for me. I hope she's not sad much longer.
I may have to resort to purposely falling on my butt to make her laugh.